| With an outstanding sense of smell that helps it sniff out illegal drugs at border crossings, this dog seeks out the smugglers hidden stash and ingests up to 4 pounds of marijuana or cocaine in under a minute. $100.00 | San Diego Sniffer
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| Small, cute, and dumb. Don't bother to name this dog, it will never learn to come when called. Likes to sleep in the dryer. Can be used as a football. Instinctively runs between your legs and under your feet while you walk. $25.00 | Minimutt
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| Much quieter version of the Minimutt, and just as smart. The perfect low maintenance pet. No walking necessary. These dogs are supplied to us from our most trusted overseas supplier. $1.00 | Improved Minimutt
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| You'll never oversleep with this pet. Needs to be walked every 45 minutes. Barks to warn you about approaching strangers, from as far away as 5 miles. Sometimes stops barking while eating, but only if it chokes. Is somewhat prone to contracting pneumonia if room temperature falls below 90 degrees F. $200.00 | Hairless Yapdog
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| Fantasitic hunting dog, hunts for your favorite slippers, chews them up, and leaves their remains in your favorite chair. This dog can easily locate the foulest debris to roll and play in. Extremely affectionate. $100.00 | Old Smeller
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